when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it. The Thing
night vale is one of those things you gotta pay constant attention to because if you zone out for one fucking second you are lost in the pacific with no life boat and you have a better chance of turning into jesus and walking on the water to shore than understanding what the fuck cecil is talking about
"Girls are stupid"
“THAT’S SEXIST!!!! YOU PIG!!!!!!!
"Boys are stupid"
“Hahaha that’s so true!!”